REASONS WHY MONTHLY PERIOD SUCKS.
1. after sitting down for a while, you
stand up and suddenly it feels like
freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone…in the
face…with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don’t own.
5. when someone corrects you, you
feel like shoving a wii remote down their throats.
6. when you lose at something, you
scream “SCREW THIS” and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep…when you’re not
even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab
yourself 600 times in ‘that’ area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking
towel up ‘that’ area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? Ruined..FOR LIFE.
12. everybody is annoying,no matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON’T get to go to the
bathroom, because your teacher says “no” you want to scream in their face, and say “I’M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD,OKAY?”.
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/napkin
commercials that have all those girls
who are ‘HAPPY’ when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your
being punched in the stomach 8times.
18. when you think you’re finally ‘done’ you take off the weapons of
napkin/pads…..5 minutes later you
check. NOT DONE. not done at all.
19. you don’t care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren’t a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
22. Your white bedsheet transformed into Japanese flag.